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Ad Nauseum!
EON’s inexplicable ad campaign featuring photographic poses reminiscent of pharmaceutical, psychiatric, and beauty care flyers.
Bohemian Travesty
Is EON grooming Rami Malek to play Howard the Duck in an Oscar bait biopic about the titular mallard?! …
The Plot Thickens?
Daniel Craig appearing in EON’s bizarre suicide prevention/pharmaceutical advert promotional campaign. This is the official synopsis of the…
SHATTERCLIPSE: Apropos of Nothing
A copy of the Bond 25 script acquired at high cost of lives and money for you the reader! …
Connery and Craig A Tale of Two Uncouth Actors
Previously I wrote about two different love scenes, one from Goldfinger and the other from SPECTRE. I thought this time…
Happy Holidays 2017!
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Fans of Mediocrity Rejoice!
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Well its official Daniel Craig has slashed his wrists, at least metaphorically speaking. Craig claims he “changed his mind” concerning his return to Bond. Not true, everyone forgets the entire quote. Craig said, “Now? I’d rather break this glass and slash my wrists… If I did another Bond movie, it would only be for…
Rotten Craigs or Time For Craig To Make A Jailbreak?!
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Despite whatever your feeling for Daniel Craig may be, unless you are one of his’s most rabid fans, you have to feel he’s gone past his expiration date, there is a palpable feeling that most fans have moved on. It would be absolutely foolish for EON to bring him back now. Here are a few…
Roger Moore 1927-2017
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In a day of tragedy we lose another treasure of our world. Sir Roger Moore passed away today after a short battle with cancer. @sirrogermoore It is with a heavy heart that we must announce our loving father, Sir Roger Moore, has passed away today in Switzerland after a short but brave battle with…
Daniel Craig is not Bond
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It has been said many times before on this website, but it seems many folks just still don’t seem to get it. We do not hate Daniel Craig and this is not a Daniel Craig “hate site”. Sure we don’t particularly think Craig’s hiring was a good bit of casting, but this site is…
The Spectre Introspection: part 15: “Epilogue”
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I know what you’re thinking, after 14 chapters over several months what more do you have to say about this film? Well plenty, some random thoughts, and some things that I couldn’t really include earlier because it would have upset the flow of the narrative. At times, as I was writing I felt…
The Spectre Introspection: part 14: “Isn’t This Bloody Thing Done Yet!”
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Establishing shot of London at night, I know it’s London as I can see the London Eye, the river Thames with its iconic bridges, and especially because I can see Westminster complete with Big Ben, also because once again “London” is plastered across the bottom of the screen! Cut to a door with…
The Spectre Introspection: part 13: “I thought watching one of your movies was torture enough”…
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…or “Brother where art thou” or “Cain and Able brothers in espionage” or “Bond Civil War, Brother against Brother” (I could go on all day but I’ll spare you) Craig being knocked unconscious at the end of the last scene, leads us to cut to a bright light, a bright pink shape begins to come…
The SPECTRE Introspection: part 12: “Never Meet Your Villains”
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An old adage goes, “Never meet your heroes” (as you’ll be disappointed); in this instance the same can be said for villains. The inexplicably luxurious Moroccan desert train pulls away, revealing our two newly minted star crossed lovers in the middle of nowhere. Apparently none of the railway officials or local authorities have any…
