talesofthestupid.blogspot.com 01 March 2006 Because a day without Daniel Craig feels so empty: Talk us through this one again, please: how does a guy buff up from Exhibit A (shower scene from an obscure 2001 movie called Tomb Raider) to Exhibit B (pastel gay briefs on location in the Bahamas for Casino Royale) when he…
talesofthestupid.blogspot.com 28 February 2006 In the eternal words of Maddie Hayes reprimanding David Addison in Moonlighting: “Just when I think you’ve gone as low as you can go, you find a basement door!” JINXED James Bond star Daniel Craig has been hit by a nasty bout of prickly heat. He suffered sunburn while topping up…
talesofthestupid.blogspot.com 27 February 2006 by Mimi Spoofington, Arsociated Farce Movie Writer New York – James Bond fans will be left stirred and shaken this winter when they discover the iconic British spy gets a sex change. “After much thought and consideration, we have decided, in agreement with the actors, to take the James Bond…
talesofthestupid.blogspot.com 23 February 2006 We thought it would be interesting to visit Daniel Craig’s hate site, www.craignotbond.com, to learn what the hell we were actually talking about yesterday. So we did, and it’s with no little amount of shame that we have to confess that his detractors somehow managed to makes us root for him.…
James Bond’s Tooth Trauma talesofthestupid.blogspot.com 20 February 2006 We were so traumatized by the sight of the horrific duo formed by James Bond Casting Mistakes Daniel Craig and Eva Green that we couldn’t get back to this blog for 2 days. But we’re feeling better now, especially since we’ve received good news from Prague, where…
Fiasco Royale talesofthestupid.blogspot.com 03 February 2006 James Bond movies are so formulaic you would think making them should be easy. First you need an actor who can fake a half decent English accent and deliver one-liners replete with inane sexual innuendos while looking convincingly masculine holding a martini. Then you need a villain so over…
