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The Spoof. Com
Written by Jesus Budda
29 October 2008
A teenage girl who has seen the movie has labeled the latest outing in the James Bond franchise, Quantum of Solace, “s**t”
Mary Porter, 15, said it was ” a bit s**t” and that lead actor Daniel Craig was “an ugly, grumpy Bas***d”.
Mary, who has seen 2 of the previous 22 Bond movies, considers herself a bit of an expert when it comes to film reviews. It was she who said that High School Musical 3 was “alright” – a view echoed by many teenagers worldwide. She also gave two thumbs up to the Hannah Montana movie, decribing it as “alright”.
Probed for further reactions to the Bond movie, Mary was forthcoming:
“It was boring. I said to my friend Joan, like, what’s happening here? And she said ‘ I don’t know. So I said: Boring’. And she said ‘yeah’. And I said ‘ ‘suppose so’. And, like, it was…”
The producers of Quantum of Solace have hit back at Mary’s review saying that the opinion of one teenage girl was insignificant to a mighty corporation like theres.
Mary herself immediately stuck back with a “whatever”.
The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.