After re-reading Casino Royale recently I wondered what if Brosnan had been given Fleming’s final unfilmed property as his swan song, instead of the overly bloated Die Another day. Or at the very least had they put that property in their pocket and waited until Craig had established a few missions under his belt…
Barbara Takes A Stand
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• •Cash King Craig
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• •I’ve seen many a pundit point to the box office take of Craig’s films as evidence of his greatness in the role. Far too many of whom thrust forward the unadjusted figures proclaiming him the “Highest Grossing Bond of all time and therefore the best!” And that statement is true; in that Craig is…
Will James Bond Return?
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• •From the first time cinematic Bond stepped off the silver screen in Dr. No right up to today the phrase “James Bond Will Return” appeared at the close of the ending credits. However, now thanks to the latest internet rumors that slogan could be in jeopardy. According to the internet Barbara Broccoli, Daniel Craig…
Same as It Ever Was
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• •And so it begins, or should I say doesn’t. Once more EON has begun rumblings of the great progress they’re making in the lead up to principle photography. Only history has shown what a great pile of bollocks those statements have been. Every film from Quantum of Solace right up through Spectre we were…
#EtTu, Bond?
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• •Fans of Mediocrity Rejoice!
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• •Well its official Daniel Craig has slashed his wrists, at least metaphorically speaking. Craig claims he “changed his mind” concerning his return to Bond. Not true, everyone forgets the entire quote. Craig said, “Now? I’d rather break this glass and slash my wrists… If I did another Bond movie, it would only be for…
Rotten Craigs or Time For Craig To Make A Jailbreak?!
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• •Daniel Craig is not Bond
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• •The Spectre Introspection: part 15: “Epilogue”
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• •The Spectre Introspection: part 14: “Isn’t This Bloody Thing Done Yet!”
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• •The Spectre Introspection: part 13: “I thought watching one of your movies was torture enough”…
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• •…or “Brother where art thou” or “Cain and Able brothers in espionage” or “Bond Civil War, Brother against Brother” (I could go on all day but I’ll spare you) Craig being knocked unconscious at the end of the last scene, leads us to cut to a bright light, a bright pink shape begins to come…
The SPECTRE Introspection: part 12: “Never Meet Your Villains”
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• •An old adage goes, “Never meet your heroes” (as you’ll be disappointed); in this instance the same can be said for villains. The inexplicably luxurious Moroccan desert train pulls away, revealing our two newly minted star crossed lovers in the middle of nowhere. Apparently none of the railway officials or local authorities have any…
The Spectre Introspection: part 11: “The Last Train to Drecksville”
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• •Now begins the homage to the Connery era portion of our program. Interior Orient Express (or a cheap approximation of it), Craig hands off his white dinner jacket (wink) to a porter asking to have it pressed. I’m amazed to find Moroccan desert trains to nowhere have full service valets, whereas if you asked for…
The Spectre Introspection: part 10: “Cheers and Tan-Jeers”
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• •The Spectre Introspection: part 9: “On Her Majesties Suffocative Service”
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• •We find Craig winging his way to Piz Gloria, err I mean the Hoffler clinic. Now begins the On Her Majesties Secret Service (OHMSS) rip-off in earnest. Craig still sporting the ridiculous knit cap and tight snow suit, trods up to the front doors of the clinic with a large overnight bag. He makes his way in to the…
The Spectre Introspection: part 8: “P.E.R.V.E.R.T.S Unite!”
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• •The Spectre Introspection: part 7: “The Car Chase” Brought to you by Aston Martin™.
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• •The Spectre Introspection: part 6: A Meeting of the Mindless.
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• •We find Craig winding his way towards the top secret meeting location of the reclusive Spectre organization. Where does this mysterious organization no one has ever heard of meet? A long abandoned subterranean cavern once used by the illuminati to plot the assassinations of Emperors? A secluded villa, far off the beaten path where…
The Spectre Introspection: part 5: A funeral fit for a franchise.
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• •A swooping shot through the roman skyline and more of the “music” or more accurately the creepy, symphonic screaming which we heard in London. We know this is Rome because we can see the Coliseum and about half a dozen pizza shops (I kid, about the pizza shops I mean), also because Craig outright…