The title of this piece references the book of Genesis from the Judeo-Christian Bible tradition. For those of you not familiar with the story of Genesis, in the beginning there was Archangel Peter Gabriel followed by his disciple Phil Collins. I feel a Big Time, In The Air Tonight. I kid of course, in…
Since the news of the new female “007” broke last week the internet exploded. Every Barney Fife caliber, red meat “alpha male” who think they’re 3 push ups away from becoming a commando has posted a blog, vlog or rant excoriating “Jane Bond.” I’m not a huge fan of what’s going on, but…
From Merriam-Websterâs online dictionary: âClickbait:Â something (such as a headline) designed to make readers want to click on a hyperlink especially when the link leads to content of dubious value or interestâ Click here! Click here! The next installment of the James Bond franchise will feature a FEMALE â007!â Note â007â…
Another day another tragedy on the set of Bond 25, hey that has a nice ring to it, maybe thatâs what they should call this film! This time it comes in the form of notorious diva Grace Jones, who found her role unsatisfactory and walked off set rather than film her cameo for…
Daniel Craig fresh from working out on set. Sorry this gag never gets old, unlike Craig. EON released the preceding photo on their Twitter account a few days ago, I’m assuming to assure everyone Dan hasnât fallen off his special muscle âsupplements.â Unfortunately all it did was bring this image to mind. …
Barbara âBabbzyâ Broccoli, yes she actually calls herself that folks. Check this email she sent in 2014 to Sony head Amy Pascal, wherein she infers Jamaica is a dangerous “shit hole” to paraphrase a certain embattled American politician and note Babbz’ email address. . This is a woman who egotistically states she rules her production company…
A few days ago it was reported a major âbombshellâ dropped on the set of the latest film in the James Bond film series. No, it wasnât a major plot point, since none exist. Nor was it news that a title had been selected for this celluloid debacle! No the bombshell was that…
 Daniel Craig’s much younger replacement? Bond has gone under many different incarnations since his big screen debut in 1962, an enduring series that has seen six different starring actors. The irony is when Connery left the series everyone thought it was dead, when in fact it was what helped keep it going. Had…
May 15, 2019, a profound historic event was reported on all the major news wires, namely that Daniel Craig fell down and went boom. Thankfully it appears Dan wasnât badly injured, depending on who you ask, heâll be returning after a one to two week recovery, so I can joke, but it serves as an…
EON’s inexplicable ad campaign featuring photographic poses reminiscent of pharmaceutical, psychiatric, and beauty care flyers.
Is EON grooming Rami Malek to play Howard the Duck in an Oscar bait biopic about the titular mallard?! In the recent press junket (emphasis junk) the cast for the as yet unnamed Bond 25 was confirmed. I wonder why not just stick with âBond 25â as the title? It has just as much…
Daniel Craig appearing in EONâs bizarre suicide prevention/pharmaceutical advert promotional campaign. This is the official synopsis of the forthcoming Bond 25: âBond has left active service and is enjoying a tranquil life in Jamaica. His peace is short-lived when his old friend Felix Leiter from the CIA turns up asking for help.…
A copy of the Bond 25 script acquired at high cost of lives and money for you the reader! Dateline, April 25, 2019, EON Productions interrupts your busy day to hold a press conference for Bond 25 in order to inform you nothing is happening! Yes you read that right EONâs coterie of…
Previously I wrote about two different love scenes, one from Goldfinger and the other from SPECTRE. I thought this time I would take a look at the two actors in those scenes, because on the surface they appear quite similar. They both came from humble roots, Connery from the rough and tumble streets of Edinburgh,…
The old saying goes, a camel is a horse designed by committee. Another saying is, too many cooks spoil the broth; well it seems EON has brought in another cook to work on the chaos soup that is Bond 25. That chefâs name is Phoebe Waller-Bridge; apparently Ms. Bridge was brought in at Craigâs insistence.…
Conneryâs Bond has been accused in the past of being a bit ârapeyâ, most point to his seduction of Honor Blackmanâs Pussy Galore in Goldfinger as the ultimate example. Letâs take a look at that scene and compare it to another more contemporary love scene. After Bond is found under Goldfingerâs model, the nefarious bullion…
Scribbling on the Stall: Apparently Paul Haggis is back to help pen this masterpiece alongside the dynamic hack duo of Purvis and Wade with the aforementioned Mr. Burns. You might recognize Mr. Haggisâ name from the highly over rated Casino Royale where he punched up P and Wâs ham handed adaptation of Flemingâs last remaining…
Since I spoke on the Craig villains last rant I thought Iâd flip to the other side of the coin and talk about the man himself. In the old days Bond always won in the end⌠that is until Craig came along. Now some may see that as âgritty realismâ or âvulnerabilityâ in Craigâs character,…
My last rant concerned some of the schemes devised by villains in the series and the rise of independent megalomaniacs due to EONâs historic reluctance to get political. This time around Iâd like to look at some of the villains themselves, specifically the last four to have soiled our screens. Iâm not going to…
As we await the run up to the pre-production of Bond 25, I thought we could take a look back to a statement made by Michael G. Wilsonâs son Greg concerning the direction of the series. The younger Wilson said after the release of SPECTRE: âWeâve just begun to doodle with ideas for the…