{"id":3348,"date":"2021-10-15T18:19:03","date_gmt":"2021-10-15T18:19:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/?p=3348"},"modified":"2021-10-22T02:49:36","modified_gmt":"2021-10-22T02:49:36","slug":"no-time-to-digest-part-3-forgive-me-nots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/blog\/2021\/10\/15\/no-time-to-digest-part-3-forgive-me-nots\/","title":{"rendered":"No Time To Digest: Part 3, Forgive Me Nots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3369\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/forgive-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"423\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/forgive-1024x576.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/forgive-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/forgive-150x84.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/forgive-768x432.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/forgive-560x315.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/forgive-260x146.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/forgive-160x90.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/forgive.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>Some things are just unforgivable old boy!<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p>We left off the <em>first half<\/em> of the pre-title sequence with Satan Safin pulling 9 year old Madeline from the icy cold waters of Norway and smashing to older Madeline surging up from the Mediterranean breakers, finding a shirtless Craig-Bond smiling at her and asking if &#8220;everything is ok.&#8221; She assures him she&#8217;s fine and we jump to the two of them riding about in the DB5 with some music eerily similar to the &#8220;love suite&#8221; from Casino Royale. Swann turns to Craig and says, &#8220;Can we go faster.&#8221; He replies&#8230;<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3370\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/all-the-time-in-the-ugh-1024x419.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"308\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/all-the-time-in-the-ugh-1024x419.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/all-the-time-in-the-ugh-300x123.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/all-the-time-in-the-ugh-150x61.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/all-the-time-in-the-ugh-768x314.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/all-the-time-in-the-ugh-1536x629.png 1536w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/all-the-time-in-the-ugh-560x229.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/all-the-time-in-the-ugh-260x106.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/all-the-time-in-the-ugh-160x66.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/all-the-time-in-the-ugh.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>&#8220;We don&#8217;t have to go faster, <span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">we have all the time in the world<\/span>.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2574\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/depositphotos_139189244-stock-illustration-face-palm-emoticon-300x293.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"293\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/depositphotos_139189244-stock-illustration-face-palm-emoticon-300x293.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/depositphotos_139189244-stock-illustration-face-palm-emoticon-1024x998.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/depositphotos_139189244-stock-illustration-face-palm-emoticon-150x146.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/depositphotos_139189244-stock-illustration-face-palm-emoticon-768x749.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/depositphotos_139189244-stock-illustration-face-palm-emoticon-1536x1498.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/depositphotos_139189244-stock-illustration-face-palm-emoticon-560x546.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/depositphotos_139189244-stock-illustration-face-palm-emoticon-260x254.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/depositphotos_139189244-stock-illustration-face-palm-emoticon-160x156.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/depositphotos_139189244-stock-illustration-face-palm-emoticon.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>HOLY SHI&#8230; Easy old boy, I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s just a throw away nod to the earlier film, as they are want to do, surely it has no impact on the film.<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>Right after he says that the music breaks into this&#8230;<\/p>\r\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Matera (From &#039;&#039;No Time To Die&#039;&#039; Soundtrack)\" width=\"752\" height=\"564\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WOKpuuAbaDQ?start=35&#038;feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\r\n<p><b>Yes, you heard that right, an instrumental sample of <\/b><em><b>On Her Majesty&#8217;s\u00a0Secret Service&#8217;s<\/b><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><strong>love theme; <em>We Have All the Time in the World<\/em>!<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2574\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/depositphotos_139189244-stock-illustration-face-palm-emoticon-1024x998.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"733\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/depositphotos_139189244-stock-illustration-face-palm-emoticon-1024x998.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/depositphotos_139189244-stock-illustration-face-palm-emoticon-300x293.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/depositphotos_139189244-stock-illustration-face-palm-emoticon-150x146.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/depositphotos_139189244-stock-illustration-face-palm-emoticon-768x749.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/depositphotos_139189244-stock-illustration-face-palm-emoticon-1536x1498.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/depositphotos_139189244-stock-illustration-face-palm-emoticon-560x546.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/depositphotos_139189244-stock-illustration-face-palm-emoticon-260x254.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/depositphotos_139189244-stock-illustration-face-palm-emoticon-160x156.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/depositphotos_139189244-stock-illustration-face-palm-emoticon.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<h1><strong>MOTHERFUC&#8230;<\/strong><\/h1>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3371\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2016-11-04-at-4.43.51-PM-1024x692.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"508\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2016-11-04-at-4.43.51-PM-1024x692.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2016-11-04-at-4.43.51-PM-300x203.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2016-11-04-at-4.43.51-PM-150x101.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2016-11-04-at-4.43.51-PM-768x519.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2016-11-04-at-4.43.51-PM-1536x1038.png 1536w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2016-11-04-at-4.43.51-PM-560x378.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2016-11-04-at-4.43.51-PM-260x176.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2016-11-04-at-4.43.51-PM-160x108.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Screen-Shot-2016-11-04-at-4.43.51-PM.png 1930w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>3 hours and 2 double bourbons later&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>All jokes aside I really did have to walk away at this point and find some support from a liquid &#8220;friend.&#8221; What the bloody hell EON?! It&#8217;s bad enough you feel the need to throw in cheap &#8220;winks&#8221; and &#8220;nods&#8221; to your previous and far superior films in order to prop up your decidedly non-Bond films, but this is out and out emotional theft! And for what?! Those who know the film and care, are repulsed and those who don&#8217;t care just meet the reference with a shrug!\u00a0<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3143\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/hipster-craigie-300x286.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"286\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/hipster-craigie-300x286.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/hipster-craigie-150x143.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/hipster-craigie-560x535.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/hipster-craigie-260x248.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/hipster-craigie-160x153.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/hipster-craigie.png 729w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong><em>On Her Majesty&#8217;s Secret Service<\/em>? That&#8217;s that old movie right? Whatever.<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>This is not the only time <em>OHMSS<\/em> is referenced ether as we shall see, this was only petty theft by comparison, but more on that as it comes. As Craig-Bond and Swann are checking into their lodgings for the evening the duo notice people around them burning scraps of paper as part of some ritual, Craig asks the porter what all the pieces of paper are, the porter replies, &#8220;secrets, wishes, letting go of the past.&#8221;<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2468\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/sad-babz.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"406\" height=\"446\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/sad-babz.png 406w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/sad-babz-137x150.png 137w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/sad-babz-273x300.png 273w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/sad-babz-260x286.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/sad-babz-160x176.png 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 406px) 100vw, 406px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>I wish Babz would take a page from this book!<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>Immediately a love scene ensues. Swann is wearing an oversized T-shirt throughout the affair whereas Craig is stark assed naked the entire time, the shots are so low, if they were even a millimeter lower you&#8217;d see all the scars left by Le Chiffre&#8217;s knotted rope!<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2700\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/This_Page_Intentionally_Left_Blank.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"694\" height=\"422\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/This_Page_Intentionally_Left_Blank.png 694w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/This_Page_Intentionally_Left_Blank-300x182.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/This_Page_Intentionally_Left_Blank-150x91.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/This_Page_Intentionally_Left_Blank-560x341.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/This_Page_Intentionally_Left_Blank-260x158.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/This_Page_Intentionally_Left_Blank-160x97.png 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 694px) 100vw, 694px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><b>For Barbara\u00a0Broccoli&#8217;s Eye&#8217;s Only.<\/b><\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p>Apparently this sojourn to Matera was at the suggestion of Swann so the Craig-Bond could visit the grave of Vesper Lynd and make amends. 15 years and 4 films later we are still bloody wrapped up in this gal?! The Craig-Bond knew her for all of about three weeks at best, a decade ago (this current scene is a 5 year flash back) and he&#8217;s still hung up on this person?! Bloody hell! So Craigster makes his way to the cemetery to visit the ancient tomb of his lost love in Matera which is located in the &#8220;instep&#8221; of the Italian &#8220;boot&#8221; about 530 miles from Venice where she died.<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3406\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/venice-to-matera.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"795\" height=\"706\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/venice-to-matera.png 795w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/venice-to-matera-300x266.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/venice-to-matera-150x133.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/venice-to-matera-768x682.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/venice-to-matera-560x497.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/venice-to-matera-260x231.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/venice-to-matera-160x142.png 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 795px) 100vw, 795px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>So how in the hell did this happen?<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>Vesper died in Venice at the north eastern tip of Italy, yet she&#8217;s burred in the south central edge of the country? According to the film <em>Casino Royale<\/em> she was an orphan like the Craig-Bond and not a citizen of Italy so who decided to place her 500 miles from where she died and not back in England? For my British friends that&#8217;s like dying in Inverness and getting burred in Brighton, or for those in the U.S. the equivalent to driving from San Francisco to San Diego California.<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3407\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Traffic-1200x800-1-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"502\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Traffic-1200x800-1-1024x683.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Traffic-1200x800-1-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Traffic-1200x800-1-150x100.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Traffic-1200x800-1-768x512.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Traffic-1200x800-1-560x373.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Traffic-1200x800-1-260x173.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Traffic-1200x800-1-160x107.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Traffic-1200x800-1.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>Minus traffic of course!<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>Once Craig situates himself in front of the tomb, the music gets sufficiently saccharine and he mutters, &#8220;I miss you.&#8221;<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3409\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/image-1024x835.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"613\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/image-1024x835.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/image-300x245.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/image-150x122.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/image-768x627.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/image-1536x1253.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/image-560x457.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/image-260x212.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/image-160x131.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/image.jpg 1634w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><b>I miss you so much, those 3 weeks in August 2006 were divine!<\/b><\/p>\r\n<p>He produces a note from his pocket which he sets ablaze, the note reading &#8220;forgive me.&#8221; Forgive him for what exactly? Why is he seeking forgiveness from the traitorous Vesper? She not only sold him out, but all of Great Britain and perhaps the entire world! She was handing over money to &#8220;directly finance terrorism&#8221; as she herself so ably put it in that film, she committed suicide rather than face justice for the acts <em>she committed<\/em>, what the bloody hell is the Craig-Bond apologizing to this broad for?<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3369\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/forgive-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"423\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/forgive-1024x576.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/forgive-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/forgive-150x84.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/forgive-768x432.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/forgive-560x315.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/forgive-260x146.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/forgive-160x90.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/forgive.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>Forgive me for not being your accomplice in terror!<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>Just then Craig notices another note at his feet, it&#8217;s marked with the octopus of SPECTRE! Suddenly the tomb explodes and we&#8217;re transported to a scene from <em>Saving Private Ryan<\/em> with that concussion effect they made famous all those 25 years before!<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3333\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/MV5BZjhkMDM4MWItZTVjOC00ZDRhLThmYTAtM2I5NzBmNmNlMzI1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDYyMDk5MTU@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_-204x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"204\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/MV5BZjhkMDM4MWItZTVjOC00ZDRhLThmYTAtM2I5NzBmNmNlMzI1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDYyMDk5MTU@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_-204x300.jpg 204w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/MV5BZjhkMDM4MWItZTVjOC00ZDRhLThmYTAtM2I5NzBmNmNlMzI1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDYyMDk5MTU@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_-696x1024.jpg 696w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/MV5BZjhkMDM4MWItZTVjOC00ZDRhLThmYTAtM2I5NzBmNmNlMzI1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDYyMDk5MTU@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_-102x150.jpg 102w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/MV5BZjhkMDM4MWItZTVjOC00ZDRhLThmYTAtM2I5NzBmNmNlMzI1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDYyMDk5MTU@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_-768x1130.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/MV5BZjhkMDM4MWItZTVjOC00ZDRhLThmYTAtM2I5NzBmNmNlMzI1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDYyMDk5MTU@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_-560x824.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/MV5BZjhkMDM4MWItZTVjOC00ZDRhLThmYTAtM2I5NzBmNmNlMzI1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDYyMDk5MTU@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_-260x382.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/MV5BZjhkMDM4MWItZTVjOC00ZDRhLThmYTAtM2I5NzBmNmNlMzI1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDYyMDk5MTU@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_-160x235.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/MV5BZjhkMDM4MWItZTVjOC00ZDRhLThmYTAtM2I5NzBmNmNlMzI1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDYyMDk5MTU@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 204px) 100vw, 204px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>Remember how cool this movie was a quarter century ago!<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>The blast knocks Craig on his ass and dulls his senses for a moment, he quickly recovers and begins rushing headlong back to Swann whom he believes to be in trouble.<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3381\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Dudley-Do-Right-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"569\" height=\"499\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Dudley-Do-Right-3.jpg 569w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Dudley-Do-Right-3-300x263.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Dudley-Do-Right-3-150x132.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Dudley-Do-Right-3-560x491.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Dudley-Do-Right-3-260x228.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Dudley-Do-Right-3-160x140.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 569px) 100vw, 569px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>&#8220;I&#8217;m coming to save you my darling!&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>Along the way SPECTRE agents spring up and begin attacking our star crossed lover!<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3382\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/bridge-gun-1024x419.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"308\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/bridge-gun-1024x419.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/bridge-gun-300x123.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/bridge-gun-150x61.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/bridge-gun-768x314.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/bridge-gun-1536x629.png 1536w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/bridge-gun-560x229.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/bridge-gun-260x106.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/bridge-gun-160x66.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/bridge-gun.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>Nice aloha shirt bruh!<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>The would be assassins begin firing machine guns as well as trying to hit our hero with their car and I have to wonder why the hell didn&#8217;t they just pack that tomb with more explosives? If it&#8217;s me and I&#8217;m trying to kill the world&#8217;s best secret agent and nemesis to my boss, I&#8217;m going to pack that crypt with enough C4 to blow him and the corpse of his forlorn lover into orbit, but as I say, that&#8217;s just me.<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3383\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/into-orbit.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"900\" height=\"900\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/into-orbit.png 900w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/into-orbit-300x300.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/into-orbit-150x150.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/into-orbit-768x768.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/into-orbit-560x560.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/into-orbit-260x260.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/into-orbit-160x160.png 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>Farewell cruel world!<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>Not to mention, it would have saved us nearly 3 hours of our lives just to come to the same conclusion!<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1317\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/007tombstone-100.jpeg.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"168\" height=\"179\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/007tombstone-100.jpeg.jpg 168w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/007tombstone-100.jpeg-141x150.jpg 141w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 168px) 100vw, 168px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>RIP indeed old friend!<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>Anyway at this point the No-good-nicks still have our man Craig trapped on a bridge and think trying to run him over for a second time is the best course of action rather than just shooting him, since it worked out so great when they tried it a moment before.<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2810\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/car-block-2-1024x422.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"310\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/car-block-2-1024x422.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/car-block-2-300x124.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/car-block-2-150x62.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/car-block-2-768x317.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/car-block-2-1536x634.png 1536w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/car-block-2-560x231.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/car-block-2-260x107.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/car-block-2-160x66.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/car-block-2.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>You can&#8217;t get me!<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>That&#8217;s when Craigers decides to take a header off the bridge!<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3384\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/swan-dive-1024x420.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"308\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/swan-dive-1024x420.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/swan-dive-300x123.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/swan-dive-150x62.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/swan-dive-768x315.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/swan-dive-1536x630.png 1536w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/swan-dive-560x230.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/swan-dive-260x107.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/swan-dive-160x66.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/swan-dive.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>Weeeeeee!<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>This sets up the film&#8217;s tribute to George, George, George of the Jungle!<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/c.tenor.com\/GsJwYMuSic0AAAAd\/george-of-the-jungle-watch-out.gif\" width=\"640\" height=\"434\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3386\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/hit-wall-1024x421.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"309\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/hit-wall-1024x421.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/hit-wall-300x123.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/hit-wall-150x62.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/hit-wall-768x316.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/hit-wall-1536x632.png 1536w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/hit-wall-560x230.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/hit-wall-260x107.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/hit-wall-160x66.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/hit-wall.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>Watch out for that treeeeee!<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3387\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/oof-1024x422.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"310\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/oof-1024x422.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/oof-300x124.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/oof-150x62.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/oof-768x317.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/oof-1536x634.png 1536w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/oof-560x231.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/oof-260x107.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/oof-160x66.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/oof.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>Ooof! (Is it me or is the Craigster&#8217;s hair dyed darker in these Matera scenes?)<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>Remember how a few moments before, an explosion knocked Craig senseless and transported him back to filmmaking styles that were avant garde in 1998? Yeah well falling 50 feet and slamming into a solid stone wall has even less effect on him, as he springs back to his feet to continue the action! Suddenly an enemy on a motorcycle pulls up conveniently so Craig can make like &#8220;Superfly&#8221; Jimmy Snuka and procure the vehicle.<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/c.tenor.com\/zx-Cf4D1VeUAAAAC\/superfly-snuka-jimmy-snuka.gif\" width=\"498\" height=\"374\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3389\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/superfly-bike-snatch-1024x417.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"306\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/superfly-bike-snatch-1024x417.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/superfly-bike-snatch-300x122.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/superfly-bike-snatch-150x61.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/superfly-bike-snatch-768x313.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/superfly-bike-snatch-1536x626.png 1536w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/superfly-bike-snatch-560x228.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/superfly-bike-snatch-260x106.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/superfly-bike-snatch-160x65.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/superfly-bike-snatch.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>Oh <em>YEAH<\/em> brother, you&#8217;re about to taste the canvas! SNAP INTO A SLIMJIM&#x2122;!<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>So if you&#8217;re one of the 250 <del>idiots<\/del> discerning individuals to have bought one of the special edition Triumph&#x2122; motorcycles modeled after this one, the 30 seconds of screen time featuring that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.triumphmotorcycles.com\/motorcycles\/adventure\/tiger-900\/tiger-900-bond-edition\">$20,000<\/a> vanity purchase is about to start!<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3390\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/120783720_craig.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"976\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/120783720_craig.jpg 976w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/120783720_craig-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/120783720_craig-150x84.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/120783720_craig-768x432.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/120783720_craig-560x315.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/120783720_craig-260x146.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/120783720_craig-160x90.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 976px) 100vw, 976px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>This poster makes my being a poser worth every penny!<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>Along the way during a brief bit-o-hand to hand combat the Craig-Bond pops the henchman&#8217;s false eye out&#8230;<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3411\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/a-false-eye-1024x429.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/a-false-eye-1024x429.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/a-false-eye-300x126.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/a-false-eye-150x63.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/a-false-eye-768x322.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/a-false-eye-560x235.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/a-false-eye-260x109.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/a-false-eye-160x67.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/a-false-eye.jpg 1360w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>&#8220;A false eye? Now do come along Bond!&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>You can tell they were going for a laugh here, with Craig trying in vain to emote an eyebrow raise, but being in the middle of an artificially tense moment it falls flatter than a Moscow cop car during rush hour.<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3412\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/tank-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"423\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/tank-1024x576.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/tank-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/tank-150x84.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/tank-768x432.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/tank-560x315.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/tank-260x146.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/tank-160x90.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/tank.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong><em>Tanks<\/em> for not signaling jackass!<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>During this eye popping affair the Craig-Bond is told Swann is a &#8220;daughter of SPECTRE&#8221; causing him to second guess her loyalties. Which begs the question, why go back and collect her? Especially since he ultimately dumps her off at the train station anyway. He should&#8230;<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3391\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/truckin.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/truckin.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/truckin-300x94.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/truckin-150x47.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/truckin-768x240.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/truckin-560x175.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/truckin-260x81.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/truckin-160x50.png 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>The smarter option.<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>But truckin&#8217; he does not keep on, back at the love nest he snatches her up and they make haste in the Aston Martin DB5&#x2122;. I asked this question at the end of <em>SPECTRE<\/em> and I&#8217;ll repeat it here, how the hell does he have this car? He quit at the end of that previous film, yet rode off in \u00a31million quid worth of Her Majesty&#8217;s property, that&#8217;s not even mentioning the lethal equipment secreted in the vehicle! And here he is again, most definitely outside the employment of Her Majesty&#8217;s government, as a regular citizen driving a car with bloody mini-guns behind the headlights!<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3392\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/the-cars-of-the-first-no-time-to-die-teaser-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"423\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/the-cars-of-the-first-no-time-to-die-teaser-1024x576.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/the-cars-of-the-first-no-time-to-die-teaser-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/the-cars-of-the-first-no-time-to-die-teaser-150x84.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/the-cars-of-the-first-no-time-to-die-teaser-768x432.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/the-cars-of-the-first-no-time-to-die-teaser-1536x864.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/the-cars-of-the-first-no-time-to-die-teaser-560x315.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/the-cars-of-the-first-no-time-to-die-teaser-260x146.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/the-cars-of-the-first-no-time-to-die-teaser-160x90.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/the-cars-of-the-first-no-time-to-die-teaser.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>I don&#8217;t know what you&#8217;re talking about officer, it came that way from the factory!<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>So, let me back up a moment, Craig-Bond and Swann are speeding about in this inexplicable spy car when lo and behold Swann receives a phone call from&#8230; BROFELD! Bro tells her, &#8220;your father would be proud and your sacrifice will not be forgotten.&#8221; Remember when the Craig-Bond sat down with Mr. White and watched him commit suicide rather than succumb to the ravages of the radioactive poison SPECTRE planted in his cell phone? Or when the Craig-Bond had to save Swann from SPECTRE agents at her clinic? Or when she threw the Craig-Bond&#8217;s exploding watch under Brofeld&#8217;s chair saving Craig from the useless drill torture contraption? Well neither does Craig-Bond, because he believes all this bollocks.<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3410\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/boom-goes-bro-1024x487.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"358\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/boom-goes-bro-1024x487.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/boom-goes-bro-300x143.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/boom-goes-bro-150x71.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/boom-goes-bro-768x365.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/boom-goes-bro-1536x731.png 1536w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/boom-goes-bro-560x266.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/boom-goes-bro-260x124.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/boom-goes-bro-160x76.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/boom-goes-bro.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>Boom goes the Bro!<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>So after this friendly telephonic chit-chat wraps up, SPECTRE release a flock of sheep to side track them (no seriously that is a thing that happens in this film), causing the car to veer down an allyway and ultimately get cornered! Then&#8230; the Craig-Bond sits there&#8230; and sits there&#8230; aaaand sits there&#8230;<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3393\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20200326-bond-car-02-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"502\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20200326-bond-car-02-1024x683.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20200326-bond-car-02-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20200326-bond-car-02-150x100.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20200326-bond-car-02-768x512.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20200326-bond-car-02-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20200326-bond-car-02-560x373.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20200326-bond-car-02-260x173.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20200326-bond-car-02-160x107.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/20200326-bond-car-02.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>To the point crickets start chirping&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>The surrounding enemies are firing from all sides when one enterprising young fellow begins closing the distance on the car.<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3394\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/655134.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"840\" height=\"560\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/655134.jpg 840w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/655134-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/655134-150x100.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/655134-768x512.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/655134-560x373.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/655134-260x173.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/655134-160x107.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 840px) 100vw, 840px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>No he&#8217;s not a member of a\u00a0<em>Color Me Bad<\/em> tribute band as I had <a href=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/blog\/2019\/10\/04\/no-peeking\/\">predicted<\/a>&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>Instead he&#8217;s the completely underused henchman of both villains in the film, the one with the false eye, I don&#8217;t know if he even has a name. At any rate, as nameless one eye&#8230; No, I&#8217;ll do EON one better I&#8217;m going to give this poor chap a name! How about Bad Boy?<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2132\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/1_OGIB0yv2YbvVwtS1lbldyw-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"379\" height=\"283\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/1_OGIB0yv2YbvVwtS1lbldyw-1.jpeg 379w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/1_OGIB0yv2YbvVwtS1lbldyw-1-150x112.jpeg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/1_OGIB0yv2YbvVwtS1lbldyw-1-300x224.jpeg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/1_OGIB0yv2YbvVwtS1lbldyw-1-260x194.jpeg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/10\/1_OGIB0yv2YbvVwtS1lbldyw-1-160x119.jpeg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 379px) 100vw, 379px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>Well, I am the bad boy of the group!<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>(Edit, I got so caught up in my\u00a0<em>Color Me Bad<\/em> gag I missed the obvious name choice; <em>Popeye<\/em>, so that&#8217;s what we&#8217;ll be calling him going forward, thanks to Kristatos in the forum!)<\/p>\r\n<p>Ok, Bad Boy it is! So as Bad Boy (BB to his bandmates) gets ever closer to the car still firing his gun, the Craig-Bond just vacuously stares at the ground while Swann shrieks at him.<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3471\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/sad-dan-300x228.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"228\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/sad-dan-300x228.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/sad-dan-150x114.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/sad-dan-768x583.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/sad-dan-560x425.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/sad-dan-260x197.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/sad-dan-160x122.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/sad-dan.png 877w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>The scene consists of various close ups of this mug!<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>Eventually ol&#8217; Craig remembers he&#8217;s in an action movie and needs to take &#8220;action,&#8221; he says, &#8220;okay,&#8221; for some reason and opens the center console of the car, where we find the production department spent more than \u00a3.03 on effects this time around.<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3397\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/nttd-switches-1024x429.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/nttd-switches-1024x429.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/nttd-switches-300x126.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/nttd-switches-150x63.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/nttd-switches-768x322.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/nttd-switches-1536x643.png 1536w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/nttd-switches-560x235.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/nttd-switches-260x109.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/nttd-switches-160x67.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/nttd-switches.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>Compared to&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3420\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/db10-switches.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/db10-switches.jpg 600w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/db10-switches-300x125.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/db10-switches-150x63.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/db10-switches-560x233.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/db10-switches-260x108.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/db10-switches-160x67.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><b>Definitely a marked improvement!<\/b><\/p>\r\n<p>That&#8217;s when the mini-guns come out or as they say in Matera&#8230;<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3400\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/suns-out-guns-out-300x270.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/suns-out-guns-out-300x270.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/suns-out-guns-out-150x135.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/suns-out-guns-out-768x691.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/suns-out-guns-out-560x504.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/suns-out-guns-out-260x234.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/suns-out-guns-out-160x144.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/suns-out-guns-out.jpg 999w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p>So now that the guns are out the producers decide to cash in on the\u00a0<em>Fast And Furious<\/em> market:<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3402\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/300015-1581430660.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"359\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/300015-1581430660.jpg 640w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/300015-1581430660-300x168.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/300015-1581430660-150x84.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/300015-1581430660-560x314.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/300015-1581430660-260x146.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/300015-1581430660-160x90.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>By spinning &#8220;donuts&#8221; and:<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3401\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Annotation-2020-09-07-175952.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"690\" height=\"405\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Annotation-2020-09-07-175952.jpg 690w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Annotation-2020-09-07-175952-300x176.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Annotation-2020-09-07-175952-150x88.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Annotation-2020-09-07-175952-560x329.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Annotation-2020-09-07-175952-260x153.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/Annotation-2020-09-07-175952-160x94.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 690px) 100vw, 690px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>Firing guns!<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>Of course all the requisite background fruit and news stands explode, but not much else.<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3403\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/news-stand-shoot-1024x419.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"308\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/news-stand-shoot-1024x419.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/news-stand-shoot-300x123.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/news-stand-shoot-150x61.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/news-stand-shoot-768x314.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/news-stand-shoot-1536x629.png 1536w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/news-stand-shoot-560x229.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/news-stand-shoot-260x106.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/news-stand-shoot-160x66.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/news-stand-shoot.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>Take that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=largest+newspaper+in+italy&amp;oq=largest+news+paper+in+italy&amp;aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i13j0i10i22i30j0i390.11161j0j9&amp;sourceid=chrome&amp;ie=UTF-8\">Corriere della Sera<\/a>!<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>After blowing up every newsagents in the town square our heroes ride off to the train station where the Craig-Bond dumps his &#8220;one true love,&#8221; other than the one before and that other gal he was somewhat fond of and you know&#8230;<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3413\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/girl-in-phil-1024x434.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"319\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/girl-in-phil-1024x434.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/girl-in-phil-300x127.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/girl-in-phil-150x64.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/girl-in-phil-768x326.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/girl-in-phil-560x237.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/girl-in-phil-260x110.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/girl-in-phil-160x68.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/girl-in-phil.jpg 1132w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>There was this girl in Philadelphia&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>He tells her he&#8217;ll never see her again and she grabs her stomach:<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3414\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/swann-barfing.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"788\" height=\"501\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/swann-barfing.png 788w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/swann-barfing-300x191.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/swann-barfing-150x95.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/swann-barfing-768x488.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/swann-barfing-560x356.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/swann-barfing-260x165.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/swann-barfing-160x102.png 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 788px) 100vw, 788px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>Indigestion got you down?<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>I thought it was a meta play by the actor, commentary on how sickening this all is, but apparently this is some foreshadowing to her pregnancy.<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3415\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/eye-roll-emoji-by-twitter-300x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/eye-roll-emoji-by-twitter-300x300.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/eye-roll-emoji-by-twitter-150x150.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/eye-roll-emoji-by-twitter-260x260.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/eye-roll-emoji-by-twitter-160x160.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/eye-roll-emoji-by-twitter.png 512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>Ugh, hooraaaay!<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>I would think taking this suspicious gal back to MI6 might be the more professional choice, maybe if you really love her as much as we&#8217;re being told and not shown, you&#8217;d bring her back for debriefing to see where her loyalties really lie? Nah, just dump her in a caboose and vamoose!<\/p>\r\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3424\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/get-lost-300x258.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"258\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/get-lost-300x258.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/get-lost-150x129.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/get-lost-768x660.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/get-lost-560x482.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/get-lost-260x224.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/get-lost-160x138.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/get-lost.png 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>Get lost, my one true love!<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p>The train pulls away with Swann staring lovingly out the window and we cut to the shmaltzy titles and more blatant theft from the francize, see you next time in: Temper Raising Titles.<\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some things are just unforgivable old boy! &nbsp; We left off the first half of the pre-title sequence with Satan Safin pulling 9 year old Madeline from the icy cold waters of Norway and smashing to older Madeline surging up from the Mediterranean breakers, finding a shirtless Craig-Bond smiling at her and asking if &#8220;everything&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/blog\/2021\/10\/15\/no-time-to-digest-part-3-forgive-me-nots\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":3369,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[94,6,97,96,85,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bond25","category-daniel-craig","category-dirtybenny","category-dirtybennyweeklyrant","category-editorial","category-james-bond"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3348"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3348\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3472,"href":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3348\/revisions\/3472"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3369"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}