{"id":2365,"date":"2020-01-08T05:58:18","date_gmt":"2020-01-08T05:58:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/?p=2365"},"modified":"2021-07-12T19:57:40","modified_gmt":"2021-07-12T19:57:40","slug":"no-means-dr-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/blog\/2020\/01\/08\/no-means-dr-no\/","title":{"rendered":"Noh Means Dr. No?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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That bell shaped coat makes Malek look like a ding dong.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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There is a ridiculous rumor floating around that Rami Malek’s character “Safin” will in fact turn out to be Dr. Julius No. I say ridiculous, but in reality nothing about EON surprises me anymore. Five years ago when the Blofeld as Bond’s foster brother rumors started swirling I categorically discounted them. No way, I thought, could they be so absurd as to validate such a daft story proposal! And yet here we are with Bro-feld as canon!<\/p>\n

I suppose the point I’m trying to make, if I am making one, is if the theory was, “Hey EON are capable of any dumb thing now, I bet they even remake old villains.” I’d be right there with them, however what we have here is a convoluted, world is flat level of conspiracy. And not only that, they try to paint this as some sort of a good thing!<\/p>\n

Just take a look at this nearly fourteen minute routine of gold medal caliber intellectual gymnastics!<\/p>\n