{"id":2257,"date":"2019-12-14T18:36:32","date_gmt":"2019-12-14T18:36:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/?p=2257"},"modified":"2019-12-14T18:36:32","modified_gmt":"2019-12-14T18:36:32","slug":"much-ado-about-not-much-and-quantum-of-derivativity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/blog\/2019\/12\/14\/much-ado-about-not-much-and-quantum-of-derivativity\/","title":{"rendered":"Much Ado About Not Much and Quantum of Derivativity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2262\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Chicago-Fire-1871.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Chicago-Fire-1871.jpg 600w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Chicago-Fire-1871-150x106.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Chicago-Fire-1871-300x213.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Chicago-Fire-1871-560x397.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Chicago-Fire-1871-260x184.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Chicago-Fire-1871-160x113.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>The world&#8217;s reaction to the No Time To Die trailer.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>December 1, 2019, an eleven second teaser trailer premiered to inform us that three days later an even longer trailer will be released for EON&#8217;s latest debacle, <em>No Time To Die<\/em>. I have to ask why? If you&#8217;re going to tease a trailer, why not let it marinate a week or two and actually whet the public&#8217;s appetite a bit?<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"752\" height=\"423\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/y5snl4VcmjE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><b>An example of EON&#8217;s premature premier\u00a0syndrome.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t forgotten about that female led action film EON was supposed to release last month called The Rhythm Section, you know the one that was supposed to show they can do more than just Bond. Yet instead we get two trailers for a Bond film 5 months from release and that other film is still in development hell!<\/p>\n<p>Sure enough, three days later the full version of the No Time To Die trailer was foisted upon the public.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"752\" height=\"423\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BIhNsAtPbPI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><b>Two minutes and thirty five seconds of social pandemonium!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>It seems, thanks to the social justice commotion surrounding the news from the production, the trailer has become a Rorschach test for every blogger, vlogger and dead horse flogger on the web.<\/p>\n<p>The Red Meat Keyboard Kommandos see it one way:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2264\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/do-something-from-keyboard-commando-to-activist-300x185.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"185\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>HOT WOKE GARBAGE, I WON&#8217;T SEE IT!!!!!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The Shrieking Banshees of Social Justice see it another:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2265\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/1_7i9sy8SPeahbpcCkX-3-KQ-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/1_7i9sy8SPeahbpcCkX-3-KQ-200x300.jpeg 200w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/1_7i9sy8SPeahbpcCkX-3-KQ-100x150.jpeg 100w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/1_7i9sy8SPeahbpcCkX-3-KQ-560x840.jpeg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/1_7i9sy8SPeahbpcCkX-3-KQ-260x390.jpeg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/1_7i9sy8SPeahbpcCkX-3-KQ-160x240.jpeg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/1_7i9sy8SPeahbpcCkX-3-KQ.jpeg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><b>YAS SLAY QUEEN, but I&#8217;m not going to see it!!!!!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>And the sycophantic &#8220;Official, Real Bond Fans&#8221; are in orgasmic bliss:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2266\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/maxresdefault-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"423\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/maxresdefault-1024x576.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/maxresdefault-150x84.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/maxresdefault-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/maxresdefault-768x432.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/maxresdefault-560x315.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/maxresdefault-260x146.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/maxresdefault-160x90.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/maxresdefault.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>MMMM, GHA, AHHHHH!!!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The first two examples are nothing more than political pundits veiling themselves behind the thin veneer of &#8220;entertainment influencer.&#8221; Watching their videos or reading their articles they put their dearth of Bond knowledge on full display, demonstrating the complete lack of understanding of the character and the series&#8217; rich history.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2268\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/SCARECROW-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/SCARECROW-300x168.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/SCARECROW-150x84.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/SCARECROW-260x146.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/SCARECROW-160x90.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/SCARECROW.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><b>Bond villain Blofeld is best known for stroking his white pet pekingese.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>The &#8220;real&#8221; Bond fans, are indeed more knowledgeable, unfortunately their very existence on this mortal coil has become so\u00a0entwined in the persona of &#8220;Bond Fan&#8221; that they can&#8217;t bring themselves to be critical of anything spit out by EON no matter how offensive it may be. Really fellas, if you cared about the character so damned much you wouldn&#8217;t be turning a blind eye while the likes of Bro-feld was crammed into the cannon! I have to wonder if these cultists would feel the same way about these films if they featured a character not named James Bond? Would they be so full of glee if say Skyfall stared Cardboardman, agent 123 of the Generic Espionage Agency? Somehow I think not.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2281\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/11763657-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/11763657-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/11763657-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/11763657-260x260.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/11763657-160x160.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/11763657.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>I am nothing without being a Bond faaaaan!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Back to our friends up there who encapsulate the two sides of the same ignorant coin.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2356\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/coin2-300x228.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"228\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/coin2-300x228.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/coin2-150x114.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/coin2-260x198.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/coin2-160x122.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/coin2.jpg 525w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>I spent literally minutes creating this!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The warriors of wokeness cheering this on need to realize no matter how &#8220;woke&#8221; this film may or may not be, it&#8217;s not going to &#8220;crush the patriarchy,&#8221; just this franchise, which I&#8217;m sure wouldn&#8217;t bring a tear to their eye.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2283\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/b3c7c6ea36e2e3938bc76b78a09b0c27-300x231.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"231\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/b3c7c6ea36e2e3938bc76b78a09b0c27-300x231.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/b3c7c6ea36e2e3938bc76b78a09b0c27-150x115.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/b3c7c6ea36e2e3938bc76b78a09b0c27-260x200.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/b3c7c6ea36e2e3938bc76b78a09b0c27-160x123.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/b3c7c6ea36e2e3938bc76b78a09b0c27.jpg 325w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>BOND SUCKS!!!!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>As to the &#8220;Alpha Males,&#8221; and I know I&#8217;ve been repeating this over and over the past couple rants, but it needs to be said, &#8220;cucking&#8221; Bond, as the &#8220;alpha chads&#8221; like to say, is not going to damage the franchise, at least no more than it has been thus far. Under Craig&#8217;s stewardship Bond has become an <strong>enraged:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2274\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/casinoroyale08-300x125.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"125\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/casinoroyale08-300x125.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/casinoroyale08-150x63.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/casinoroyale08-768x320.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/casinoroyale08-1024x427.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/casinoroyale08-560x233.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/casinoroyale08-260x108.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/casinoroyale08-160x67.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/casinoroyale08.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong> pansexual:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/24.media.tumblr.com\/66bd864d7cffe80a839d29d053a25b9d\/tumblr_mhkwxoAczz1qetk25o2_250.gif\" width=\"245\" height=\"150\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong> cross dressing:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2277\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/james-bond-for-international-womens-day-300x283.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"283\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/james-bond-for-international-womens-day-300x283.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/james-bond-for-international-womens-day-150x141.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/james-bond-for-international-womens-day-260x245.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/james-bond-for-international-womens-day-160x151.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/james-bond-for-international-womens-day.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>orphan with a foster brother who killed his own father and founded a global criminal organization because said father dared to ask this &#8220;brother&#8221; to be friendly to a little boy for a couple of winters 30 years ago!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2279\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/silva2.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"606\" height=\"356\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/silva2.png 606w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/silva2-150x88.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/silva2-300x176.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/silva2-560x329.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/silva2-260x153.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/silva2-160x94.png 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 606px) 100vw, 606px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>I&#8217;m so angry lover, let&#8217;s drink to my dead parents and crazy foster brother!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Considering all that, you&#8217;ll forgive me if the minor plot points of Bond&#8217;s wife not taking his last name and that some woman is borrowing the 007 code number for a few hours don&#8217;t exactly send me into a fury of rage.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2274\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/casinoroyale08-1024x427.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"314\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/casinoroyale08-1024x427.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/casinoroyale08-150x63.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/casinoroyale08-300x125.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/casinoroyale08-768x320.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/casinoroyale08-560x233.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/casinoroyale08-260x108.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/casinoroyale08-160x67.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/casinoroyale08.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>HULK SMASH!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Do I condone these things? Of course not, I don&#8217;t think Bond should be getting married again they did that already and as for another holding the 007 moniker, that&#8217;s just cheap stunt writing. However, those two things, if they even make it into the film, will be so subdued in relation to what has already befallen the franchise, it&#8217;ll make this film look like Dr. No by comparison. Speaking of Dr. No:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2286\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Dr.-No-Reddit-Fan-Art-262x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"262\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Dr.-No-Reddit-Fan-Art-262x300.png 262w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Dr.-No-Reddit-Fan-Art-131x150.png 131w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Dr.-No-Reddit-Fan-Art-560x642.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Dr.-No-Reddit-Fan-Art-260x298.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Dr.-No-Reddit-Fan-Art-160x183.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Dr.-No-Reddit-Fan-Art.png 676w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 262px) 100vw, 262px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Some morons think that because this film&#8217;s title contains the word &#8220;no&#8221; Malik will be creating an origin story for the bad doctor!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The word die is in there too, maybe he&#8217;s:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2289\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ccelebritiesTm-comp-No-time-to-diecarver-300x208.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"208\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ccelebritiesTm-comp-No-time-to-diecarver-300x208.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ccelebritiesTm-comp-No-time-to-diecarver-150x104.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ccelebritiesTm-comp-No-time-to-diecarver-768x533.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ccelebritiesTm-comp-No-time-to-diecarver-560x389.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ccelebritiesTm-comp-No-time-to-diecarver-260x180.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ccelebritiesTm-comp-No-time-to-diecarver-160x111.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ccelebritiesTm-comp-No-time-to-diecarver.jpg 775w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><b>Elliot Carver?<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2288\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ccelebritiesTm-comp-No-time-to-diegraves-300x279.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"279\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ccelebritiesTm-comp-No-time-to-diegraves-300x279.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ccelebritiesTm-comp-No-time-to-diegraves-150x140.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ccelebritiesTm-comp-No-time-to-diegraves-768x714.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ccelebritiesTm-comp-No-time-to-diegraves-560x521.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ccelebritiesTm-comp-No-time-to-diegraves-260x242.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ccelebritiesTm-comp-No-time-to-diegraves-160x149.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ccelebritiesTm-comp-No-time-to-diegraves.jpg 775w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Gustav Graves?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Or maybe we&#8217;ll finally get that one origin story we&#8217;ve all been waiting for:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2287\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ccelebritiesTm-comp-No-time-to-diekananga-300x271.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"271\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ccelebritiesTm-comp-No-time-to-diekananga-300x271.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ccelebritiesTm-comp-No-time-to-diekananga-150x135.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ccelebritiesTm-comp-No-time-to-diekananga-768x694.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ccelebritiesTm-comp-No-time-to-diekananga-560x506.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ccelebritiesTm-comp-No-time-to-diekananga-260x235.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ccelebritiesTm-comp-No-time-to-diekananga-160x145.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ccelebritiesTm-comp-No-time-to-diekananga.jpg 775w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Dr. Kananga!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Then again we did get foster brother Blofeld, so maybe there is something to this after all?<\/p>\n<p>This &#8220;Dr. No-ian&#8221; character crafted by Malik is listed as Safin.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2340\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/simple-saffron-brown-rice-039txt-202x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"202\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/simple-saffron-brown-rice-039txt-202x300.jpg 202w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/simple-saffron-brown-rice-039txt-101x150.jpg 101w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/simple-saffron-brown-rice-039txt-260x386.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/simple-saffron-brown-rice-039txt-160x237.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/simple-saffron-brown-rice-039txt.jpg 539w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 202px) 100vw, 202px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Named after the rice no doubt!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Since we&#8217;re on the topic of derivative garbage let&#8217;s take a look at this trailer.<\/p>\n<p>We open with Craig and Mrs. Not Bond racing through the streets of Italy hounded by gunmen while having an expository conversation, concerning how she &#8220;betrayed him.&#8221; He says, &#8220;We all have our secrets, we just did&#8217;t get to yours yet.&#8221; You might say she&#8217;s &#8220;a kite dancing in a hurricane&#8221; or perhaps the &#8220;author of all his pain.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Something seems vaguely familiar about that secrets line:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"752\" height=\"423\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/TAEJH27bMMw?start=154&#038;feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Vesper: &#8220;Does everyone have a tell?&#8221; Craig: &#8220;Yes, except you&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Maybe I&#8217;m stretching on that one a bit, but wait they get better, or is that worse.<\/p>\n<p>A few explosions featuring the Aston Martin DB5 (again with that damn car) and Ralph Fiennes asks, &#8220;Where&#8217;s 007.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2293\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/get-007-1024x486.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"357\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/get-007-1024x486.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/get-007-150x71.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/get-007-300x142.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/get-007-768x364.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/get-007-560x266.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/get-007-260x123.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/get-007-160x76.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/get-007.png 1624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><b>I&#8217;ve played in Shakespeare, how did I get myself in to this?!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I hope you&#8217;re not too attached to that popcorn because you&#8217;re about to drop it, as I&#8217;m sure at this point in the film, &#8220;in will walk Lashana who&#8217;s black,\u00a0bold, beautiful, brave&#8221; and any other B words you&#8217;d like to throw in.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2294\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/arton55585-8b7fb.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"288\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/arton55585-8b7fb.jpg 320w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/arton55585-8b7fb-150x135.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/arton55585-8b7fb-300x270.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/arton55585-8b7fb-260x234.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/arton55585-8b7fb-160x144.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Bohemian&#8230; You thought I was going to say a different B word, didn&#8217;t you?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Next we see Felix Leiter telling Bond he needs his help because Bond&#8217;s the only person he can trust.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2295\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/lieter-nttd-1024x427.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"314\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/lieter-nttd-1024x427.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/lieter-nttd-150x63.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/lieter-nttd-300x125.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/lieter-nttd-768x320.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/lieter-nttd-560x233.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/lieter-nttd-260x108.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/lieter-nttd-160x67.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/lieter-nttd.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>There&#8217;s something familiar about this scene.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Quantum of Solace anyone?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2296\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/lieter-qos-1024x415.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"305\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/lieter-qos-1024x415.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/lieter-qos-150x61.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/lieter-qos-300x122.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/lieter-qos-768x311.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/lieter-qos-560x227.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/lieter-qos-260x105.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/lieter-qos-160x65.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/lieter-qos.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Yeah.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Also like QOS he can&#8217;t trust MI6? Even with their shiny new super agent?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2302\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/lynch-bed.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"529\" height=\"666\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/lynch-bed.png 529w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/lynch-bed-119x150.png 119w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/lynch-bed-238x300.png 238w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/lynch-bed-260x327.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/lynch-bed-160x201.png 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 529px) 100vw, 529px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><b>Untrustworthy!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Next shot, we see EON trying to cash in on the Baby Yoda craze:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2298\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/craig-yoda.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"872\" height=\"609\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/craig-yoda.png 872w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/craig-yoda-150x105.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/craig-yoda-300x210.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/craig-yoda-768x536.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/craig-yoda-560x391.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/craig-yoda-260x182.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/craig-yoda-160x112.png 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 872px) 100vw, 872px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Baggy my face is.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Craig uncovers a classic Aston in a garage:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2299\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/nttd-garage-1024x429.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/nttd-garage-1024x429.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/nttd-garage-150x63.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/nttd-garage-300x126.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/nttd-garage-768x322.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/nttd-garage-560x235.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/nttd-garage-260x109.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/nttd-garage-160x67.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/nttd-garage.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>There&#8217;s something familiar about this.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2300\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/sf-garage-1024x575.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"422\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/sf-garage-1024x575.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/sf-garage-150x84.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/sf-garage-300x169.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/sf-garage-768x432.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/sf-garage-560x315.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/sf-garage-260x146.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/sf-garage-160x90.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/sf-garage.png 1194w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Oh yeah<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re not even trying to hide how derivative they&#8217;ve become!<\/p>\n<p>Next is the exchange that has set the internet on fire:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"752\" height=\"423\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Rohdh1I3efY?start=35&#038;feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Video time stamped to: Lynch: &#8220;The world&#8217;s moved on Commander Bond.&#8221; Craig: &#8220;Are you a double 0?&#8221; Lynch: &#8220;Two years, so stay in your lane, you get in my way, I will put a bullet in your knee&#8230; The one that works.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There is a lot to unpack here. &#8220;The world&#8217;s moved on,&#8221; so once again we find the Craig Bond a decrepit old relic trying to find relevancy in the modern world, where have we seen that before?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1972\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/MV5BNDVhZmJiYWMtNmIzMC00ZWNiLTkzZDYtNGNlZmViMGM4OGExXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTIzOTk5ODM@._V1_-202x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"202\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/MV5BNDVhZmJiYWMtNmIzMC00ZWNiLTkzZDYtNGNlZmViMGM4OGExXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTIzOTk5ODM@._V1_-202x300.jpg 202w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/MV5BNDVhZmJiYWMtNmIzMC00ZWNiLTkzZDYtNGNlZmViMGM4OGExXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTIzOTk5ODM@._V1_-101x150.jpg 101w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/MV5BNDVhZmJiYWMtNmIzMC00ZWNiLTkzZDYtNGNlZmViMGM4OGExXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTIzOTk5ODM@._V1_-768x1138.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/MV5BNDVhZmJiYWMtNmIzMC00ZWNiLTkzZDYtNGNlZmViMGM4OGExXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTIzOTk5ODM@._V1_-691x1024.jpg 691w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/MV5BNDVhZmJiYWMtNmIzMC00ZWNiLTkzZDYtNGNlZmViMGM4OGExXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTIzOTk5ODM@._V1_-560x830.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/MV5BNDVhZmJiYWMtNmIzMC00ZWNiLTkzZDYtNGNlZmViMGM4OGExXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTIzOTk5ODM@._V1_-260x385.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/MV5BNDVhZmJiYWMtNmIzMC00ZWNiLTkzZDYtNGNlZmViMGM4OGExXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTIzOTk5ODM@._V1_-160x237.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/MV5BNDVhZmJiYWMtNmIzMC00ZWNiLTkzZDYtNGNlZmViMGM4OGExXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTIzOTk5ODM@._V1_.jpg 1382w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 202px) 100vw, 202px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Oh yeah.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s been a double 0 for a whopping two years (apparently the length of time Craig&#8217;s been sulking around since he was dumped by his second &#8220;one true love&#8221;), what an accomplished young lady this woman must be! Tell me what career you&#8217;ve had in which you were more than slightly better than incompetent after only 24 months? Now apply that to worldwide espionage.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2303\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/James-franco-mcdonalds3-300x201.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"201\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/James-franco-mcdonalds3-300x201.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/James-franco-mcdonalds3-150x100.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/James-franco-mcdonalds3-768x513.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/James-franco-mcdonalds3-560x374.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/James-franco-mcdonalds3-260x174.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/James-franco-mcdonalds3-160x107.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/James-franco-mcdonalds3.jpg 775w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><b>Two years and I finally\u00a0get to put the lettuce\u00a0on, another six months and they&#8217;ll let me work on the grill!\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Stay out of my way or I&#8217;ll put a bullet in your knee.&#8221; So aside from embodying every example of the most &#8220;toxicly masculine&#8221; traits of &#8220;toxic masculinity,&#8221;\u00a0 she&#8217;s also every officious prick from every cop show\/movie from the 1980&#8217;s and 90&#8217;s. &#8220;Listen Magnum, you start butting your nose in this case and I&#8217;ll suspend your licence!&#8221; &#8220;Foley, if I find you investigating the Tandino murder I&#8217;ll have your badge!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2304\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/MV5BOWE3Nzg1MjQtOTZjMS00OTI4LThhYjgtMjViYjVhMDAxNzAzXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzQ1NjgzOTA@._V1_-300x220.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/MV5BOWE3Nzg1MjQtOTZjMS00OTI4LThhYjgtMjViYjVhMDAxNzAzXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzQ1NjgzOTA@._V1_-300x220.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/MV5BOWE3Nzg1MjQtOTZjMS00OTI4LThhYjgtMjViYjVhMDAxNzAzXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzQ1NjgzOTA@._V1_-150x110.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/MV5BOWE3Nzg1MjQtOTZjMS00OTI4LThhYjgtMjViYjVhMDAxNzAzXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzQ1NjgzOTA@._V1_-560x410.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/MV5BOWE3Nzg1MjQtOTZjMS00OTI4LThhYjgtMjViYjVhMDAxNzAzXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzQ1NjgzOTA@._V1_-260x190.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/MV5BOWE3Nzg1MjQtOTZjMS00OTI4LThhYjgtMjViYjVhMDAxNzAzXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzQ1NjgzOTA@._V1_-160x117.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/MV5BOWE3Nzg1MjQtOTZjMS00OTI4LThhYjgtMjViYjVhMDAxNzAzXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzQ1NjgzOTA@._V1_.jpg 656w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Damn it Crockett this is a federal case you&#8217;re out of your jurisdiction!&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>As for &#8220;the one that works&#8221; again we get crusty old man Bond with his bum knee and irrelevancy, more on that in a moment, first&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2305\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/what.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"292\" height=\"644\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/what.png 292w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/what-68x150.png 68w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/what-136x300.png 136w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/what-260x573.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/what-160x353.png 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 292px) 100vw, 292px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><b>What the bloody hell is he wearing, a knee length\u00a0sweater?!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Also as I said in this <a href=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/blog\/2019\/09\/03\/martin-aston-martin\/\">rant<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;&#8230;the\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.motor1.com\/news\/356117\/aston-martin-confirms-bond-25-cars\/\">E-Aston has been scratched<\/a>\u00a0in favor of a fuel slurping mid-engined pseudo race car. I guess they could afford to ditch the four wheeled virtue signal once they had Lashana Lynch take the form of one in flesh and blood.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2306\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/untitled_0-1024x580.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"426\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/untitled_0-1024x580.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/untitled_0-150x85.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/untitled_0-300x170.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/untitled_0-768x435.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/untitled_0-560x317.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/untitled_0-260x147.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/untitled_0-160x91.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/untitled_0.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Like I said.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Back at MI6 it seems nobody remembers old super spy James Bond. But then why would they, that&#8217;s the point of super spies, their anonymity.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2307\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/chimp-1024x568.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"417\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/chimp-1024x568.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/chimp-150x83.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/chimp-300x166.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/chimp-768x426.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/chimp-560x311.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/chimp-260x144.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/chimp-160x89.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/chimp.png 1192w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>The name&#8217;s Chimp, Shaved Chimp.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Michael G. Wilson co-producer of the series once said in an interview during the lead up to Tomorrow Never Dies:<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cThere may be people who could do it better, but the way it would probably go, there\u2019s more opportunity for it to be done worse. And I think all you have to do is look at some of the great writers we bring in and listen to what they pitch us. With the ideas they pitch, believe me, it would be very easy for this thing to go off the rails.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Wilson cites the recurring need of writers in story ideas to ridicule Bond and his image. \u201cIt\u2019s almost perverse and I don\u2019t know why,\u201d said Wilson, shaking his head. \u201cThey love to make him the butt of jokes or make him appear foolish. And that\u2019s not Bond. I mean it\u2019s always good to put him at a disadvantage\u2014it makes it more interesting\u2014but there\u2019s a difference between being at a disadvantage and being ridiculed.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So here we are then, twenty plus years after Mr. Wilson uttered those words and EON has thrown all of that into the dust bin, making Bond a doddering old man roaming MI6 on his bad knee with his ultra long sweater (to keep the draft out no doubt), muttering about how he &#8220;never had a problem getting it up before&#8221; and trying as he might to stay relevant. I&#8217;m sure much like Mr. Wilson is doing in the halls of EON today.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2308\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/3D-office-hallway-scene-rooms-model_D-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/3D-office-hallway-scene-rooms-model_D-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/3D-office-hallway-scene-rooms-model_D-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/3D-office-hallway-scene-rooms-model_D-768x768.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/3D-office-hallway-scene-rooms-model_D-560x560.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/3D-office-hallway-scene-rooms-model_D-260x260.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/3D-office-hallway-scene-rooms-model_D-160x160.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/3D-office-hallway-scene-rooms-model_D.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;Get it up? I never had that problem before, I feel a draft, ow my knee!&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>So EON at the insistence of Craig brought in Ms Waller-Bridge writer extraordinaire du jour to make Bond the butt of all the jokes and judging by what&#8217;s made it in the film thus far, I can see she earned every penny!<\/p>\n<p>I mean look at these classics:<\/p>\n<p><em>I&#8217;ll shoot you in the knee&#8230; the one that works.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Get it up!&#8230; I never had that problem before!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Bond being forgotten at MI6 and frustratingly giving his name to a security guard.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Q hating Bond so much he wishes he were dead <\/em>(which explains why he risked his job to cover for Bond last film)<em>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Craig and lynch butting heads.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Absolute literary gold! To be fair I can&#8217;t say what was written by Bridge or by one of the seven other writers on this dumpster fire, but when it&#8217;s all dreadful it doesn&#8217;t really matter.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2311\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/172b61eed363f486c81ba631a9dd283a-300x198.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"198\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/172b61eed363f486c81ba631a9dd283a-300x198.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/172b61eed363f486c81ba631a9dd283a-150x99.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/172b61eed363f486c81ba631a9dd283a-768x507.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/172b61eed363f486c81ba631a9dd283a-1024x676.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/172b61eed363f486c81ba631a9dd283a-560x370.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/172b61eed363f486c81ba631a9dd283a-260x172.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/172b61eed363f486c81ba631a9dd283a-160x106.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/172b61eed363f486c81ba631a9dd283a.jpg 1300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Where the magic happened on the set of No Time To Die.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Back to the trailer:<\/p>\n<p>Craig goes to visit his dear old brother Blofeld in the penitentiary, when he bumps into Swann with Grace Jones&#8217; Mayday.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2312\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/swann-mayday-300x232.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"232\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/swann-mayday-300x232.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/swann-mayday-150x116.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/swann-mayday-768x593.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/swann-mayday-560x433.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/swann-mayday-260x201.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/swann-mayday-160x124.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/swann-mayday.png 848w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Oops no that&#8217;s Lynch in an outfit she stole from comedian Paula Poundstone&#8217;s closet<\/strong><strong>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2342\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/maxresdefault-1-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/maxresdefault-1-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/maxresdefault-1-150x84.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/maxresdefault-1-768x432.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/maxresdefault-1-1024x576.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/maxresdefault-1-560x315.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/maxresdefault-1-260x146.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/maxresdefault-1-160x90.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/maxresdefault-1.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>In case you didn&#8217;t get the reference<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>So Swann survives the opening credits, now that <em>is<\/em> a &#8220;popcorn dropping moment!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Apparently Craig starts the film rolling on the bed with Swann in domesticated bliss before her &#8220;secret&#8221; comes back to haunt them:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2313\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bliss-nttd-1024x421.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"309\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bliss-nttd-1024x421.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bliss-nttd-150x62.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bliss-nttd-300x123.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bliss-nttd-768x316.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bliss-nttd-560x230.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bliss-nttd-260x107.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bliss-nttd-160x66.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bliss-nttd.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Hmm, where have I seen that before?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2314\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bliss-cr-1024x521.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"383\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bliss-cr-1024x521.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bliss-cr-150x76.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bliss-cr-300x153.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bliss-cr-768x390.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bliss-cr-560x285.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bliss-cr-260x132.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bliss-cr-160x81.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bliss-cr.png 1306w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Oh yeah.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Swann&#8217;s survival along with Malik&#8217;s lines about his &#8220;skills surviving long after he&#8217;s gone&#8221; plus Craig&#8217;s line about Malik playing God, lead me to believe the ridiculous rumor is true. What rumor is that you say? A rumor so ridiculous I discounted it almost immediately the moment I herd it a few months ago. Namely, Malik&#8217;s villain has a plot which involves Swann&#8217;s genome, which has somehow been weaponized! That is why Malik is after them on their honeymoon, why Swann is skulking the halls of MI6 two years after leaving Bond and why Malik is chasing a young girl, possibly Swann in a flashback, over the frozen fjords of Norway in a ridiculous Kabuki Geisha mask.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2315\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/safrin-mask-298x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"298\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/safrin-mask-298x300.png 298w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/safrin-mask-150x150.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/safrin-mask-560x564.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/safrin-mask-260x262.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/safrin-mask-160x161.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/safrin-mask.png 663w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 298px) 100vw, 298px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><b>You broke my ceramic combat mask!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>That mask comes back later in a box:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2316\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/mask-box-1024x459.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/mask-box-1024x459.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/mask-box-150x67.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/mask-box-300x135.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/mask-box-768x345.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/mask-box-560x251.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/mask-box-260x117.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/mask-box-160x72.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/mask-box.png 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Almost as dead behind the eyes as Lea Seydoux&#8217;s Madeline Swann!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It also turns up behind a glass door:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2317\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/mask-door-1024x426.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"313\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/mask-door-1024x426.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/mask-door-150x62.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/mask-door-300x125.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/mask-door-768x320.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/mask-door-560x233.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/mask-door-260x108.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/mask-door-160x67.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/mask-door.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Where have I see this before?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2318\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/download.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"315\" height=\"160\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/download.jpg 315w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/download-150x76.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/download-300x152.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/download-260x132.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/download-160x81.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 315px) 100vw, 315px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Oh yeah.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Here let me fix that for you:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2319\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/no-time-to-die-teaser-1024x423-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"767\" height=\"431\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/no-time-to-die-teaser-1024x423-1.png 767w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/no-time-to-die-teaser-1024x423-1-150x84.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/no-time-to-die-teaser-1024x423-1-300x169.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/no-time-to-die-teaser-1024x423-1-560x315.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/no-time-to-die-teaser-1024x423-1-260x146.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/no-time-to-die-teaser-1024x423-1-160x90.png 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 767px) 100vw, 767px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>That&#8217;s better, at least it&#8217;s honest.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>That door looks familiar.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2320\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Q-door-1024x426.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"313\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Q-door-1024x426.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Q-door-150x62.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Q-door-300x125.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Q-door-768x320.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Q-door-560x233.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Q-door-260x108.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Q-door-160x67.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Q-door.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Uh oh, I hope he has his plot armor on!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I do hope we get another drawn out, useless suspense piece featuring the quartermaster, like the gondola scene in the last film!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2337\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ndola-1024x426.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"313\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ndola-1024x426.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ndola-150x62.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ndola-300x125.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ndola-768x319.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ndola-560x233.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ndola-260x108.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ndola-160x67.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/ndola.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Riveting cinema!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Speaking of the last film, Bro-feld is indeed back!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2321\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/brofeld-1024x421.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"309\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/brofeld-1024x421.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/brofeld-150x62.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/brofeld-300x123.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/brofeld-768x316.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/brofeld-560x230.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/brofeld-260x107.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/brofeld-160x66.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/brofeld.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><b>This looks vaguely\u00a0familiar.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2322\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Skyfall-Javier-Bardem.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"257\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Skyfall-Javier-Bardem.jpg 600w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Skyfall-Javier-Bardem-150x64.jpg 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Skyfall-Javier-Bardem-300x129.jpg 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Skyfall-Javier-Bardem-560x240.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Skyfall-Javier-Bardem-260x111.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Skyfall-Javier-Bardem-160x69.jpg 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Oh yeah.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>At least Bro&#8217;s face healed, as I predicted in this <a href=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/blog\/2019\/08\/27\/spin-spin-spin\/\">article<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>As I&#8217;ve said, the series has become very derivative as of late, not just of itself but other franchises. Namely Bourne in <em>Casino Royale<\/em> and <em>Quantum Of Solace<\/em>, Dark Knight in <em>Skyfall<\/em> and <em>AS The World Turns<\/em> in <em>SPECTRE<\/em>. The hot commodity right now are the John Wick films, so how is EON going to incorporate the Wickian &#8220;gun porn&#8221; those films are known for? Give it to the ladies of course!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2324\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/gun-300x125.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"125\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/gun-300x125.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/gun-150x62.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/gun-768x320.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/gun-1024x426.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/gun-560x233.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/gun-260x108.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/gun-160x67.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/gun.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Eat you heart out Keanu!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2325\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/fire-300x123.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"123\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/fire-300x123.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/fire-150x62.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/fire-768x316.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/fire-1024x421.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/fire-560x230.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/fire-260x107.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/fire-160x66.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/fire.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Pew, pew, pew!<\/strong><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2326\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/keeya-300x125.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"125\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/keeya-300x125.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/keeya-150x63.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/keeya-768x321.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/keeya-1024x428.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/keeya-560x234.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/keeya-260x109.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/keeya-160x67.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/keeya.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Karate!!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2327\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/hair-300x126.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"126\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/hair-300x126.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/hair-150x63.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/hair-768x322.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/hair-1024x429.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/hair-560x235.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/hair-260x109.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/hair-160x67.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/hair.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Gun-fu!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2328\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/spin-300x125.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"125\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/spin-300x125.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/spin-150x63.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/spin-768x321.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/spin-1024x428.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/spin-560x234.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/spin-260x109.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/spin-160x67.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/spin.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Spin karate!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The girls are kicking all the ass, yet Craig is on his knees in the dark:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2329\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/knees.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"443\" height=\"462\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/knees.png 443w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/knees-144x150.png 144w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/knees-288x300.png 288w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/knees-260x271.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/knees-160x167.png 160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 443px) 100vw, 443px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>What makes you think this is my first time?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Craig also gets spotted at a SPECTRE meeting:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2348\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/craig-spotted-1024x442.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"325\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/craig-spotted-1024x442.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/craig-spotted-150x65.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/craig-spotted-300x129.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/craig-spotted-768x331.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/craig-spotted-560x242.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/craig-spotted-260x112.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/craig-spotted-160x69.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/craig-spotted.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Which feels oddly familiar<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2349\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/spotted-2-1024x418.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"307\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/spotted-2-1024x418.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/spotted-2-150x61.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/spotted-2-300x122.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/spotted-2-768x313.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/spotted-2-560x229.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/spotted-2-260x106.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/spotted-2-160x65.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/spotted-2.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Oh yeah.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The trailer ends with the DB5 (ugh) spinning in circles while firing machine guns at some attacking vehicles, a scene sure to get the fanboy&#8217;s blood up:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2331\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/car-spin-1024x422.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"310\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/car-spin-1024x422.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/car-spin-150x62.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/car-spin-300x124.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/car-spin-768x317.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/car-spin-560x231.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/car-spin-260x107.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/car-spin-160x66.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/car-spin.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Super pew!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2332\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/controls-1024x424.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"311\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/controls-1024x424.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/controls-150x62.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/controls-300x124.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/controls-768x318.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/controls-560x232.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/controls-260x108.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/controls-160x66.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/controls.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Guess they had more than 15 minutes and \u20a43 to make those gadget switches this go round?!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Funny how the Craig era marketed itself as &#8220;too good for gadgets&#8221; yet nearly every film they trot out perhaps one of the most over the top, played out gadgets ever devised in that damn car! Babz Broccoli once commented on how difficult it was to come up with new gadgets in the modern world of cell phone apps, but has no problem rolling out a 50 year old prop every other film, seems a bit backward doesn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So what are my predictions for the film? Well where Craig and Lynch are concerned the two will start out as described, trading smarmy barbs and one-upsmanship, until some point when they develop a new found respect for each other, then storm the villain&#8217;s lair together hand in hand, ironically to the tune of Freddie Mercury&#8217;s <em>You&#8217;re My Best Friend<\/em>. My proof?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2333\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/no-time-to-die-daniel-craig-poster-scaled-203x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"203\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/no-time-to-die-daniel-craig-poster-scaled-203x300.jpg 203w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/no-time-to-die-daniel-craig-poster-scaled-101x150.jpg 101w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/no-time-to-die-daniel-craig-poster-scaled-768x1138.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/no-time-to-die-daniel-craig-poster-scaled-691x1024.jpg 691w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/no-time-to-die-daniel-craig-poster-scaled-560x830.jpg 560w, 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575w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 202px) 100vw, 202px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Their matching tactical jammies of course!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2335\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/rapel-1024x424.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"752\" height=\"311\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/rapel-1024x424.png 1024w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/rapel-150x62.png 150w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/rapel-300x124.png 300w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/rapel-768x318.png 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/rapel-560x232.png 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/rapel-260x108.png 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/rapel-160x66.png 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/rapel.png 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 752px) 100vw, 752px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Slumber party in action!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>One last note on those posters:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-2333\" src=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/no-time-to-die-daniel-craig-poster-scaled-691x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"691\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/no-time-to-die-daniel-craig-poster-scaled-691x1024.jpg 691w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/no-time-to-die-daniel-craig-poster-scaled-101x150.jpg 101w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/no-time-to-die-daniel-craig-poster-scaled-203x300.jpg 203w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/no-time-to-die-daniel-craig-poster-scaled-768x1138.jpg 768w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/no-time-to-die-daniel-craig-poster-scaled-560x830.jpg 560w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/no-time-to-die-daniel-craig-poster-scaled-260x385.jpg 260w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/no-time-to-die-daniel-craig-poster-scaled-160x237.jpg 160w, http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/no-time-to-die-daniel-craig-poster-scaled.jpg 1728w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 691px) 100vw, 691px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>What the hell is up with Craig&#8217;s holster?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>That damn thing is three times the size necessary for his tiny gun, someone&#8217;s over compensating in the gun pouch department! Also why is he standing like that? Is he supposed to be walking or just standing on one foot? And yet again like the SPECTRE poster his Omega watch&#x2122; is conspicuously poking out of his sleeve just enough to ensure the well heeled fanboys can rush to the jeweler of their choice in order to compensate for their absolute lack of personality!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So what do you think, how do you see this film shaping up? Let me know in the comments below.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The world&#8217;s reaction to the No Time To Die trailer. &nbsp; December 1, 2019, an eleven second teaser trailer premiered to inform us that three days later an even longer trailer will be released for EON&#8217;s latest debacle, No Time To Die. I have to ask why? If you&#8217;re going to tease a trailer, why&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/blog\/2019\/12\/14\/much-ado-about-not-much-and-quantum-of-derivativity\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":2262,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[94,6,97,96,85,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-bond25","category-daniel-craig","category-dirtybenny","category-dirtybennyweeklyrant","category-editorial","category-james-bond"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2257"}],"version-history":[{"count":40,"href":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2257\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2362,"href":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2257\/revisions\/2362"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2262"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}