{"id":2101,"date":"2019-10-04T22:08:42","date_gmt":"2019-10-04T22:08:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/?p=2101"},"modified":"2019-10-04T22:08:42","modified_gmt":"2019-10-04T22:08:42","slug":"no-peeking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/danielcraigisnotbond.com\/index\/blog\/2019\/10\/04\/no-peeking\/","title":{"rendered":"No Peeking!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Clasp your hands and close your eyes then get ready for a big surprise!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Shortly after my last rant concerning Aston Martin and the “homages” in which two of their vintage vehicles will be appearing, the No Time To Die second unit descended upon the sleepy little Italian village of Matera to begin filming one of them. The major industry of this tiny hamlet is tourism, so when the production crew shattered the still of the countryside with screaming tires, roaring engines and simulated machine gun fire, I find it odd MGM\/EON were shocked to find all of those wandering sightseers had turned their collective cameras upon the commotion and posted the results on the web.<\/a>\u00a0Thus prompting the studio to start handing out cease and desist orders like sugary treats on All Hallows Eve.<\/p>\n

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MGM: Nothing to see here.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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What gives me the biggest chuckle stemming from this kerfuffle is the self righteous indignation which was immediately leveled at the production company by the sycophantic, boot licking “official” websites, such as IWantCraig’sBaby.com,<\/em>\u00a0DanielCraigIsGod<\/em>.org<\/em> and IWasn’tEvenABondFanUntilCraig.Gov<\/em> once they suddenly f<\/span>ound themselves cutoff from their insider status.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Don’t you know who I am, I’m one of the admins at\u00a0CraigIzBestusEva<\/span>.com<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Why the producers are playing so coy is beyond me. For one thing the outline of this scene was leaked two months prior to shooting:<\/a><\/p>\n

“Allegedly, L\u00e9a Seydoux\u00a0will return as Madeleine Swann \u201cfor the action-packed car chase, that takes place after 007 pays tribute to an old flame.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

We already know what’s going to happen in the scene, Craigers and Swann Song will be visiting the grave of I can only assume to be Vesper Lynd for some unholy reason. I mean how’s this going to play out? Here my sweet, my “one true soulmate” for whom I gave up my career and accompanying lifestyle, this is the grave of my previous “one true soulmate” for whom I was going to give up my career and accompanying lifestyle, she met an untimely and violent end when she chose suicide over spending one more excruciating moment with me!<\/p>\n

So not an at all awkward scene, which will be suddenly interrupted when Brofeld appears and begins to rain all over the parade of our two star crossed lovers!<\/p>\n

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A scene almost as awkward as the crew member with the Laura Croft fetish.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Judging from this clip, which survived the MGM hatchet man’s razor sharp ax, it appears this sequence takes place soon after the closing scene of SPECTRE, because Craig is still driving the weapons laden, million pounds sterling, piece of Her Majesty’s property, which he stole from MI6 as he retired. So it could be Brofeld or perhaps the British government attempting to reclaim their lethal property from a rogue agent?<\/p>\n

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Shut your eyes, don’t look at it it, least MGM melt our faces!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n