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James Bond’s Tooth Trauma

James Bond’s Tooth Trauma talesofthestupid.blogspot.com 20 February 2006 We were so traumatized by the sight of the horrific duo formed by James Bond Casting Mistakes Daniel Craig and Eva Green that we couldn’t get back to this blog for 2 days. But we’re feeling better now, especially since we’ve received good news from Prague, where…

Fiasco Royale

Fiasco Royale talesofthestupid.blogspot.com 03 February 2006 James Bond movies are so formulaic you would think making them should be easy. First you need an actor who can fake a half decent English accent and deliver one-liners replete with inane sexual innuendos while looking convincingly masculine holding a martini. Then you need a villain so over…

James Bond Aims Low, Shoots Lower

talesofthestupid.blogspot.com 26 October 2005 How stupid is Daniel Craig? We’re going to take a wild, flaming, Hail Mary with 0.4 seconds to play, shot in the obscurity of the deepest of dark pits and guess… VERY STUPID. And if you have already forgotten who he is, bless you. Either the guy is a complete wanking…

AMAZING: James Bond Approval Rating at 2%

talesofthestupid.blogspot.com 18 October 2005 We thought we’d pull a Hunfington Post exclamatory headline to shake the world from the atrophy in which casting Daniel Craig as the next 007 has plunged everyone — 98% of respondents anyway. We admit that the answers proposed in this unscientific poll open the way to superfluous bashing. Asking how…