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007 EmasculationWatch:
Yeah, I'm going to call
bullshit on Dame Judi (much
as I like her, in fact she's the
only reason I'd deign to see
this new aBondmination).
For his sake, I can only hope
that Daniel's "monster" is a
grower, as it apparently ain't a
shower.
10/30/06
What's the smart money
Daniel Craig gets Lazenby'd?
10/30/06 04:50 PM
- The Gen X Eurotrash
Jetsetter Club
If by monster you mean
Pokemon... or maybe
Tribble...
Xenu, we can only hope.
Casting someone that
godawful ugly as the suavest
male figure in movie
iconography is a slap in the
face to straight women
everywhere. The only bigger
insult is paying off his
coworkers to lie about his
'prowess'. Puh-lease.
Plus, they've had nearly a year
to find him a Katie Holmes
and NO ONE has taken the
bait. Although chances are
high his date for the premiere
will be Jessica Simpson...
10/30/06 06:22 PM
I don't want to sound like a
Craig defender here - I don't
give a rat's ass about Bond
films, quite honestly - but
calling him "godawful ugly" is
a bit unfair. He may not be
Sean Connery or Roger
Moore, but he's no
Dominique Pinon, either.
The Broccolis are notoriously
restrictive and, I suspect, drive
a fairly hard bargain. I think
it's less that they loved Craig's
look as much as he's the best-
looking, biggest name they
could afford who would
acquiesce to their ridiculous
list of demands.
The best thing that could
happen to Bond - for the
predictable writing, the
lackluster directing, and the ill-
fitted casting (Judi Dench
aside) - is to have this
franchise wrestled away from
the Broccoli family.
10/30/06 06:34 PM
OK, I don't want to hear the
British bitch about how crude
we Americans are ever again.
10/30/06 07:10 PM
Xenu, I loves you like crazy -
your evil wit is one of my
favorite Defamer perks, but
here I have to side with the
equally wonderful Gen X.
Casting Daniel Craig as 007
would be on a par with the
Lazenby fiasco . . . except that
Craig can at least act (e.g.,
Munich), some.
10/30/06 09:29 PM
Xenu, Sugartits, I concur; not
that I find Daniel attractive -
there's no substitute for rough
trade - but I think Clive Owen
might have been more
appropriate.
(Even Jason Statham, I think,
although that could be the
wine talking.)
10/30/06 10:11 PM
Sorry. In that last comment,
Xenu=Gen X.
Definitely the wine talking.
10/30/06 10:12 PM
"attractive" s/b
"unattractive". Those
shooters were probably a bad
idea.
10/30/06 10:21 PM
GEEK ALERT: As if my
handle didn't give it away
already - I've seen all the
Bonds and I was ready to
rubbish the whole thing.
Who's actually seen the
movie? I saw Casino Royale -
thought it and Craig were
great. No punchline. Best
Bond flick in many, many,
many years. I'll stop there.
END GEEK ALERT
10/31/06 12:30 AM
The Dench story is fake;
doesn't it remind you of the
nanny who "fu**ed tiny-
pricked Colin Farrell"? Either
Dame Judi is getting on and
has mixed up the men in
question or this story is as
fake as that one. I've seen
both.
10/31/06 03:14 AM
- Tits McGhee is on
vacation
Daniel Craig may not be
"pretty", but he's certainly
sexy. The dick, however, is a
different story.
10/31/06 08:47 AM
You guys. She totally just
wanted to say that she saw
him naked. She didn't know
how else she could bring it up.
And if you're going to go
there, you can't exactly say, "I
saw it and it's average-to-
small!"
Also, she might be trying to
hit it. Don't hate the playa,
hate the game, y'all.
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