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Craig's Fanboys Wet Pants Over New Bond Poster At CommanderBond.net
April 30, 2006
Although it is well known that CommanderBond.net is unabashedly pro-Craig in its position on the new Bond actor and film, Casino Royale, their blind enthusiasm reached and all-time low yesterday.
The site recently revealed the what is purported to be the first official poster of Casino Royale from EON Productions and Sony Pictures. The poster, seen above, depicts Craig as Bond in tuxedo at the card table. Craig's face however, has been decidedly hidden by shadows, and his crags and wrinkles have been conveniently airbrushed away. Our conclusions are that this piece is similar in intent to the Lazenby Bond poster released prior to the premiere of his single Bond film, 'On Her Majesty's Secret Service', which literally hid poor George's face behind a large question mark.
In spite of EON's obvious attempts to hide the less than handsome countenance of their new Bond, the boys at CommanderBond.net could not help but embarrass themselves by describing the poster as "pant-wettingly superb".
Somebody needs to buy these boys a subscription to Playboy!
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