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Daniel Craig to Star in prequel to Caddyshack
Daniel Craig has been cast to replay the role of deranged caddy Carl Spackler, originated by Bill Murray early in his film career. The new film will be titled Caddyshack: The Early Years.
"Caddyshack: The Early Years will explore the origin of all the interesting characters that appeared in the original comedy. You'll find out how young Carl Spackler learned to cross Kentucky bluegrass and marijuana; and how he developed his penchant for older women, and waterlogged candy," explained director Martin Campbell; "We think Daniel Craig has the right stuff to recreate, this gritty, funny character."
Presently, Craig is working with an American speech coach in order to deliver his lines with the proper accent. In preparation for the role he has been rehearsing the famous Dalai Lama scene from the original Caddyshack, and has had to recite "Gunga Gunga Galunga" more than 2500 times.
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Daniel Craig The New Carl Spackler
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Bill Murray The 1st Carl Spackler
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Daniel Craig: "I Was Born to Play Gilligan."
Following the trend of making old TV favorites like 'Charlie's Angels' and 'Starsky & Hutch' into motion pictures, casting calls are going out for actors to recreate the Seven Castaways for 'Gilligan's Island: The Movie'.
Actor Daniel Craig has openly lobbied for the lead role of Gilligan. Although clearly Craig bears more than a reasonable resemblance to the late heartthrob actor Bob Denver, his aims for the role have raised more than a few eyebrows.
Craig explained, "In my mind I always saw Gilligan as this character walking on the edge of a sanity. Here's a guy trapped in the middle of nowhere, with two birds who have no interest in him physically. It's a wonder that he doesn't lose it altogether and go on a murder spree.
In fact, I am advocating to producers that we do just that with role. Imagine everything going hunky dory on the island until one of the girls says 'no' to his advances one two many times, and then blam! Gilligan goes on a murder spree, killing all of his friends and then eating their bodies.
It's a sort of cross between a situation comedy and Silence of the Lambs. I think it would be a smash."
There you have it. No comment yet from the International Bob Denver Fan Club.
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Daniel Craig: Gilligan turned Lecter?
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The Late Bob Denver: Beloved as Gilligan
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Daniel Craig: Could He Play the Real Charlie Brown?
Although the translation of comic strip characters to the big screen does not have a history of success, one producer thinks casting Craig could make all the difference for his new film.
"He may be wrong for 007, but he is certainly ideal for our lead," says filmmaker Simon Deckliss, producer director of the live-action version of 'You're a Good Man Charlie Brown'.
Deckliss continued, "There are two aspects which are key to successfully casting Charlie Brown. First, he must be a dynamic actor, and there's no doubt we have that in Craig. Second, he must have a disproportionately large head for his build. Let's face it, you can't getter a bigger noggin for your money out there than Daniel Craig."
If he can convince Craig to star, Deckliss hopes to start shooting the film in July of 2007.
Best of luck to you, Mr. Deckliss.
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Zydrunas Ilgauskas: I was called to play Bond first!
It has been revealed that months before the recent announcement of new James Bond actor Daniel Craig, EON Productions actually approached basketball player Zydrunas Ilgauskas of the Cleveland Cavaliers to play the role of James Bond.
In an interview, Ilgauskas revealed the details of this casting call.
Ilgauskas: "Is true. Broccoli lady call me to play British stud James Bond. I wear tux and talk like Bond for camera, 'Give me vodka, chaken not stirrup'. Next day, Broccoli lady call me, say I no get the part. I ask why, and she tell me they go with someone shorter and uglier.
I still not know where they find man like this."
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Hoops Star Zydrunas Ilgauskas, A Bond Candidate?
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Daniel Craig: Best Choice for Bond #6?
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Italian Scientists Evaluate Daniel Craig's Looks...
Following the surprise announcement that blond actor Daniel Craig was cast as James Bond Number 6, Italian scientists from the Universita Di Piovano in Turin set about to evaluate how Craig's face compared with the original James Bond, Sean Connery.
The head of the research team, Professore Angelo Baccigaluppi described the results of their study:
"Ere at de Universita, we study the aesthetics of-a da human face.
When they announce that dis actor, Daniel Craig, was-a-gonna be the new James Bond, we notice right away that de ladies in our office began-a screaming things-a like 'che facia brutta' and-a 'che capo grosso'. Okay so the ladies no like-a him. Why not map-a de facial characteristics of-a Craig, and see how he compare to il primo 007, Sean-a Connery?
We map the faces of Craig and Connery, and transform them from one to de other to highlight the differences, using famous software called Morpher, invented by M.Fujimiya. You canna Download Morpher at de following site:
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~FX6M-FJMY/
As you can-a clearly see, Connery's face degenerate massively as he becomes Craig. When we tested dis effect on little babies, dey all begin-a cry whenever he start to look like Craig again. Dis-a no good news for Craig.
Den, we try to map-a Craig's face against our database to find a closer match. We find-a three close matches. The first is a Curly Howard of de Tre Stooges. A managia, that Curly is a funny son of a bitch!
The next-a match is a even closer, dis being Curly's brother, Shemp Howard, another Stooge. If look at de noses, you see no change between Craig and Shemp at all. Dis also is-a bad news for Craig, in my opinion, because-a here in Italia, Curly is-a much more popular than Shemp.
Finalmente, we find de match which is almost-a perfect. This is-a Neanderthal man who live a in de cave. Dis a likeness is so uncanny, we think-a Craig should ask his Momma if she adopt him, cause we think we find-a his real papa."
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Hasbro Proposes New Bond Toy Series In Line with Casting of Craig
Considering how then can profit by the news that Daniel Craig was cast to play James Bond, the Hasbro Toy company has proposed a new line that fits in with the image of the new 007.
After hearing from the British Press that Craig's childhood nickname was indeed 'Mr. Potato Head', Hasbro set off in the direction of designing an entire line of Bond toys around Craig, and the other Casino Royale characters for their most beloved line of toys, Mr. Potato Head.
In a statement, Hasbro toy designer Jasper Mackerel described the inspiration for Daniel Craig/Bond Potato Head toys:
"It is very obvious to us why Daniel Craig's mates called him Mr. Potato Head. The unusual shape and proportion of Mr. Craig's head definitely lends itself to the Mr. Potato Head toy line.
Unlike previous Bond actors, whose heads were simply too conventional to be a real Potato Head toy, Daniel Craig can make this line a sure winner.
In addition to James Bond, we are also offering toys portraying the key characters of Vesper Lynn and LeChiffre. In Craig's case, there was no need to mold his likeness to the shape of real potato, so we went with a scaled-down life cast of his actual head."
Congrats to Mr. Mackerel and Hasbro. We expect that Toys 'R' Us will have great difficulty keeping these items on their shelves.
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