12 March 2006
DAN'S A NO-NO SEVEN
DANIEL Craig has admitted he never wanted to be James Bond and says he doesn't
want to be blamed if Casino Royale is a flop.
Well he will be because he's the worst possible choice for Bond. Most of us want our
hero to be suave, sophisticated, drop dead gorgeous the kind of guy women would
drop their La Perlas for if he so much as glanced in their direction.
I don't care how much make-up they use or how well-cut his suits are, Daniel Craig
will always look like some hairy-arsed builder (no offence to builders) with bad skin
on the lookout for a quick leg-over.